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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:31:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Power of Friendship Podcast: Episode 04 Shonen Anime and Manga</title>
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  <description>Hey dudes and dudettes, a few weeks ago I posted a link to my podcast &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&quot;&gt;The Power of Friendship&lt;/a&gt;. I just released an episode on shonen anime and manga and figured I&apos;ve got this journal I should at least post something to it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We cover shonen anime and manga clich&amp;eacute;s and genres. I think we did a better job than with the shojo podcast, maybe because we like shonen a lot more. A few examples of the topics we cover are, &amp;lsquo;turning your enemy into your friend&amp;rsquo; (or punching someone in the face is a great way to start a friendship), chi blasts, and why on-on-one fights happen. We mention many anime series, but rest assured there aren&amp;rsquo;t any spoilers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think we cover some interesting topics and sub genres this time and would love to get some input. I&apos;d especially like to get some input on the whys of certain shonen clich&amp;eacute;s, like one-on-one fights. My theories are things I just came up with and would love to see if anyone has some actual factual info. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Come listen!: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium&quot;&gt;http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:41:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I started a podcast!</title>
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  <description>Behold, the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&quot;&gt;POWER OF FRIENDSHIP PODCAST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; has been released unto the internets!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My new podcast reviews anime and fantasy movies.&amp;nbsp; Each episode is dedicated to a single topic/movie/anime etc.&amp;nbsp; We review stories in depth so there will be spoilers for that episode&apos;s topic, but only that topic. You won&apos;t have to worry about listening to a Soul Eater podcast and suddenly hearing that Darth Vader is Luke&apos;s father (oh no! I&apos;ve spoiled you!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Warning:&lt;/strong&gt; Some language in our podcast may not be appropriate for children.&amp;nbsp; After awhile, I&amp;nbsp;just got tired of editing all of the curse words out (I never realized I&amp;nbsp;had such a potty mouth).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Check it out:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&quot;&gt;Http://www.thepoweroffriendship.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:17:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Learning Unoffiical Epilogue</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;I went to the trouble of making a live journal, so there really should be something here... there needs to be some kind of reward for bothering to check this out.&amp;nbsp; Thus, I&apos;ve decided to post an &amp;quot;unoffiical epilogue&amp;quot; of sorts that I once wrote for my Naruto fanfic &lt;em&gt;Learning.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/em&gt;At one point, I had planned to write a sequel to Learning...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;My idea was&amp;nbsp;to&amp;nbsp;write&amp;nbsp;each chapter from a&amp;nbsp;different character&apos;s perspective on Naruto and Hinata&apos;s relationship set in different points of their lives.&amp;nbsp; However, Naruto manga went to crap and really killed my enthusiasm to write any other fanfics from the series.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I did write this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto anime or manga. This became very AU while I was writing it, because at least one character who appears in this story dies in canon. This is also a sequel to my fanfic &lt;i&gt;Learning&lt;/i&gt; which I recommend reading before this one. Finally, this is set in the future, roughly about four years after &lt;i&gt;Learning&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Prologue:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;LESSON ZERO&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kakashi Knows His Priorities&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;-----&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi was a man who had his priorities straight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Younger shinobis wasted away their free hours, struggling to find the meaning of matters like life and love but all a man truly needed was a jug of sake, some snacks, and the best damn dirty books ever written.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi sighed and took a moment to sniff the crisp new pages of Icha Icha Forbidden Love.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Ah, sweet, sweet porno.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;As Kakashi settled down into his favorite lounge chair to discover what new and inventive ways one could find for a feather duster, an edible forehead protector, and a bathtub full of pudding there was a knock at his door.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi opened the heaven sent square book (may Jiraiya-sama live for a hundred years) and preceded to ignore the fool who dared interrupt his happy happy porn time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;The knock came again.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Did the fool not know it was happy happy new porn day?&amp;nbsp;His colleagues knew not to disturb him.&amp;nbsp;His students had been informed not to disturb him.&amp;nbsp;He had put a sign on his door that he was reading porno today and that was usually enough to keep anyone from knocking on his door (or bothering him at all for days)&amp;hellip; &amp;nbsp;Didn&amp;rsquo;t they know that porno day could not be denied?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Only an idiot would disturb him today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Kakashi-sensei! Please open the door!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Ah.&amp;nbsp;It was Naruto.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Close enough.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Please Kakashi open the door! FOR THE LOVE OF RAMEN OPEN THE DOOR!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;For the love of ramen, huh? It must be an emergency.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi shrugged and opened his front door.&amp;nbsp;If the village was being attacked or something, he supposed he&amp;rsquo;d have to kill whatever army was invading before he could go back to his book.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Naruto stood in front of him, wearing only bright orange boxer shorts, red faced, and gasping for breathe.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;You&amp;rsquo;ve got to hide me! Quick! Please!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Hmm.&amp;nbsp;Interesting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi stepped aside and Naruto desperately jumped into his apartment, ran toward a closet and slammed the door.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Indeed, he wasn&amp;rsquo;t disappointed as a small army of eight Hyugas, including the young jounin Neji, leaped onto his front stoop.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;WHERE IS THE BASTARD?&amp;rdquo; one of them, said.&amp;nbsp;Really, Kakashi didn&amp;rsquo;t care enough to know his name.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Hmmmmm?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;We know you&amp;rsquo;re hiding him!&amp;rdquo; said another, who Kakashi also didn&amp;rsquo;t give a damn to know by name.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;You know who!&amp;rdquo; said a third guy, who was bulgy around the middle so Kakashi decided to name him Chunky in his head.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Who?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;NARUTO UZUMAKI!&amp;rdquo; Chunky screamed, spitting a bit when he talked.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Honestly, you go to the trouble of naming a guy in your head and he goes and spits on you? How terribly rude.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Yes. I know Naruto.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp;Kakashi grinned and pretended to look like he was trying very hard to look innocent even though in reality he wasn&amp;rsquo;t trying very hard at all.&amp;nbsp;It was a jounin level skill.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Tell us where you&amp;rsquo;re hiding the bastard!&amp;nbsp;He was caught in Hinata-sama&amp;rsquo;s room this morning and we demand retribution!&amp;rdquo; Chunky waved his fist in the air.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi blinked.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Whoa.&amp;nbsp;It was indeed porn day.&amp;nbsp;For when he was denied porno, the porn came to him.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;God was kind and great.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;A Hyuga at the front of the hoard began to step forward into his apartment.&amp;nbsp;Swiftly like the wind, Kakashi stepped forward to block his path.&amp;nbsp;Many Hyuga feet would leave dirt all over his carpet and damn it, it was porno day not vacuum cleaning day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Let us in!&amp;rdquo; growled Chunky again.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;So Naruto was shacking up with the Hyuuga girl from team eight? Ah, they grow up so fast.&amp;nbsp;It felt like just the other day Naruto was pretending to be a naked woman to distract him&amp;hellip; actually it was the other day.&amp;nbsp;Huh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi wondered how that factored into their relationship.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;If God was TRULY kind, Jiraiya-sama would be inspired.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Let us in or we&amp;rsquo;ll&amp;mdash;&amp;ldquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi let just a little bit of his aggravation of being denied the festivities of porno day show on his face.&amp;nbsp;All of the hoard except Neji, cringed and stepped back.&amp;nbsp;NO ONE brings negative vibes into his house on porno day.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;Oh? You&amp;rsquo;ll what?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi sighed.&amp;nbsp;It was sad that there were such uptight people such as these in Konoha.&amp;nbsp;They were so bad-tempered, that they could never truly enjoy the wonder that was porno day.&amp;nbsp;It was tragic.&amp;nbsp;Besides, it wasn&amp;rsquo;t as if the two had eloped or anything.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;You must let us in Kakashi-san.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp;Neji stepped forward.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;The two have made a very ill advised decision and eloped without our knowledge.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Well, a marriage could be annulled if the situation went bad.&amp;nbsp;It wasn&amp;rsquo;t as if he had knocked her up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Chunky put his head in his hands.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;How dare that bastard defile Hinata-sama with his spawn!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Cool, porn with consequences.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Porno day was defying all of his expectations this year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Shhh! Quiet you fool! This is not business we should discuss with outsiders!&amp;rdquo; said a guy with glasses.&amp;nbsp;Kakashi was tempted to name him, &amp;ldquo;Mr. Glasses&amp;rdquo;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi struggled with himself.&amp;nbsp;He must not&amp;hellip; laugh&amp;hellip; out&amp;hellip; loud&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Oh what the hell.&amp;nbsp;Porno day only comes around once a year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Chunky gasped.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;Are you LAUGHING?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;If I say no will you leave?&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp;Kakashi was becoming bored.&amp;nbsp;That was the only draw back of porno day.&amp;nbsp;Too many festivities and it wasn&amp;rsquo;t fun anymore and turned into work&amp;hellip; and sometimes you started to get chafed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;But even if it was the most special day of the year, even if the cover of his new precious book gleamed like the backside of a nude supermodel, it was his duty to protect his student.&amp;nbsp;It was desperate times like these when you need to know what&amp;rsquo;s important in life&amp;mdash;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Tell us where he is.&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp;Neji held up an explosive tag.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;Or we&amp;rsquo;ll burn all of your dirty books.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;He&amp;rsquo;s in the closet.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Neji swiftly bounded toward the closet, violently yanked Kakashi&amp;rsquo;s student out, and dragged him from the closet to the waiting mob&amp;hellip;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;KAKASHI-SENSEI YOU BASATARD!&amp;rdquo;&amp;nbsp;Naruto kicked and screamed obscenities as he dragged off into the night.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Kakashi shrugged, sat back down on his comfy lounge chair next to his sake bottle, and opened up Icha Icha: Forbidden Love.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Love really was sweeter, when it was forbidden.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;Porno day&amp;hellip; It was truly the best day of the year.&lt;/p&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:39:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Looking for fanfic recs?</title>
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  <description>Looking for fanfic recs?&amp;nbsp; I&apos;ve decided to use the ashez2ashes name for my own personal journal and moved my fanfiction recs to here:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ashezfanficrecs.livejournal.com/&quot;&gt;http://ashezfanficrecs.livejournal.com/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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